Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004
Subject: Progress of Scott Hairston
Dear Sir,
Scott Hairston has nothing more to prove at A Aberdeen IronBirds!
He has an AVG of .436 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004
Subject: Progress of Jose Lopez
Dear Sir,
Jose Lopez is hitting the ball well at A Aberdeen IronBirds!
He has an AVG of .398, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004
Subject: Status of Chad Meyers
Dear Sir,
Chad Meyers isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Bowie BaySox!
He has an AVG of .222, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/4/2004
Subject: Status of Donnie Sadler
Dear Sir,
Donnie Sadler isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Bowie BaySox!
He has an AVG of .248, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/6/2004
Subject: Progress of Josh Stewart
Dear Sir,
Josh Stewart is doing pretty good at A Aberdeen IronBirds!
He has an ERA of 2.98, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/14/2004
Subject: Progress of Arnie Munoz
Dear Sir,
Arnie Munoz has nothing more to prove at A Aberdeen IronBirds!
He has an ERA of 3.38 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/16/2004
Subject: Progress of Matt Thornton
Dear Sir,
Matt Thornton is doing pretty good at A Aberdeen IronBirds!
He has an ERA of 0.00, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/17/2004
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Bruce Chen
Date: Wednesday, 5/19/2004
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Paul Spoljaric
Date: Friday, 5/21/2004
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Keith Foulke
Date: Friday, 5/21/2004
Subject: Progress of Roberto Novoa
Dear Sir,
Roberto Novoa is doing pretty good at A Aberdeen IronBirds!
He has an ERA of 0.00, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/23/2004
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Ricky Pickett
Date: Monday, 5/24/2004
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Brian Hunter
Date: Friday, 5/28/2004
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Carlos Rodriguez
Date: Friday, 6/11/2004
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Bryce Florie
Date: Saturday, 7/3/2004
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Miguel Batista
Date: Thursday, 8/12/2004
Subject: Progress of Nate Bump
Dear Sir,
Nate Bump has nothing more to prove at A Aberdeen IronBirds!
He has an ERA of 3.75 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 8/23/2004
Subject: Ray Durham
Ray Durham is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 8/23/2004
Subject: Ray Durham
Ray Durham is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 8/23/2004
Subject: Ray Durham
Ray Durham is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 8/28/2004
Subject: Status of Chris Shelton
Dear Sir,
Chris Shelton isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Bowie BaySox!
He has an AVG of .245, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 9/10/2004
Subject: Trading Block
Manager,
what's up with that? You want to trade me?
Well, if you don't want me, get me out
of here quick!
Regards,
Cal Eldred
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