Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004
Subject: Status of Eddie Rogers
Dear Sir,
Eddie Rogers has an AVG of .208 at AA Augusta!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/1/2004
Subject: Status of Humberto Cota
Dear Sir,
Humberto Cota has an AVG of .226 at AA Augusta!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/10/2004
Subject: Status of Matt Watson
Dear Sir,
Matt Watson shouldn't play at AA Augusta!
He has an AVG of .241 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/13/2004
Subject: Status of Horacio Estrada
Dear Sir,
Horacio Estrada has problems at AA Augusta!
He has an ERA of 5.03, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/18/2004
Subject: Miguel Mejia learns new position
Miguel Mejia has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Wednesday, 5/19/2004
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Vladimir Guerrero
Date: Wednesday, 5/19/2004
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Edgar Renteria
Date: Thursday, 5/20/2004
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Robb Nen
Date: Thursday, 5/27/2004
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Jarrod Washburn
Date: Sunday, 5/30/2004
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Jaret Wright
Date: Tuesday, 6/1/2004
Subject: Wilson Delgado healing process
Wilson Delgado is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 6/7/2004
Subject: Wilson Delgado healing process
Wilson Delgado is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 6/12/2004
Subject: Cliff Brumbaugh learns new position
Cliff Brumbaugh has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Centerfield.
I would rate his skills as "5" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 7/26/2004
Subject: Wilson Delgado healing process
Wilson Delgado is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 8/22/2004
Subject: Wilson Delgado
Wilson Delgado is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 8/30/2004
Subject: Status of Cesar Crespo
Dear Sir,
Cesar Crespo has an AVG of .170 at AA Augusta!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 9/15/2004
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 10/4/2004
Subject: Successful Promotion Day
Hello,
That was quite a nice game, the fans loved it!
It seems that the promotion was a success, our
fan interest increased!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
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